Being Fair In Evaluating Belichick’s Decision

November 16, 2009

I didn’t start off with the greatest opinion of ESPN’s Colin Cowherd. I had heard, albeit belatedly, about his stunt in shutting down The Big Lead because of some perceived slight. This seemed like a petty, malicious, and extreme thing to do in a business that requires awfully thick skin. In recent months, however, I’ve softened my stance on Cowherd. His occasional interviews with Keith Law have drawn me to his show, and from these interviews I’ve decided that Cowherd isn’t the total schmuck I thought he was. He can be a little overbearing at times and he’s clearly impressed with himself, but I think he’s a sharp guy with some interesting opinions.

As I do with increasing frequency, I had Cowherd’s radio show on in the background as I did some work this morning. The topic of discussion, unsurprisingly, was Bill Belichick’s controversial decision in last night’s Patriots-Colts game. With a 34-28 lead and 2:08 remaining, the Patriots went for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28-yard line. They were stopped just short of the marker, allowing Peyton Manning and the Colts to take over possession deep in Patriots territory. The Colts ultimately won the game on the ensuing drive, creating nothing short of total uproar about Belichick’s decision. Like many of his peers, Cowherd hated the gamble, but isn’t buying the idea that Belichick’s skills are slipping or that the Patriots’ defense will remember this perceived slight for the rest of the season.

Cowherd then got an e-mail from a listener, who presented statistics that supported Belichick’s seemingly insane decision to go for it. I’ve forgotten the actual numbers, but it was something like teams should go for it in that situation more than 70% of the time. I was thrilled that these numbers were brought to Cowherd’s (and his huge audience’s) attention, because they touch on what is fast-becoming my newest sports crusade. In general, I think offenses are way too conservative on fourth down. Coaches are too quick to call for a punt or field goal attempt, when chances are they could get the yard or two necessary for a new set of downs. There’s a passing similarity here to closer usage in baseball. In baseball, many managers are convinced that the last three outs in a game are harder to get than the previous 24, thereby necessitating the development and use of a special reliever equipped with the special ability to get these special outs: the closer. While football’s analogue isn’t quite as extreme, it does seem like coaches are convinced that those two or three yards on fourth down are harder to get than most other yards in a game. So, they punt it or kick a field goal. Both tactics – closer deployment and kicking or punting – stem from a misguided belief, as well as fear of public criticism if their solid thought process yields an unfavorable result.

With that being said, I was interested in what Cowherd would say when confronted with these statistics. He’s one of the more open-minded talking heads out there, so I thought maybe he’d change his tune a little. Instead, Cowherd paid lip service to the probabilities and the general usefulness of statistics, but called these particular numbers “disingenuous.” He said that statistics must be taken in their proper context (which is true), and that the context in the Patriots-Colts game essentially rendered the probabilities useless. Cowherd said that the numbers don’t tell us game situations, and that in last night’s case, the mitigating factor was where the Patriots chose to go for it, not that they chose to go for it. It wasn’t the call itself that Cowherd disliked. It was where the call was made (on the Patriots own 28-yard line) that was problematic.

I’m still not sure if I agree with Cowherd or not, but I think it’s pretty disingenuous to call the listener’s statistics “disingenuous.” Upon receiving these numbers, Cowherd basically made an argument for considering context when evaluating statistics or probabilities. Well, it seems to me that Cowherd himself is ignoring a significant bit of context that might the probabilities more admissible in his eyes. If the Patriots punted the ball (as convention dictates), that gives Peyton Manning two minutes to drive sixty to seventy yards at home. This is the same Peyton Manning who has thrown for 48,500 yards and 353 touchdowns in his career, completing passes at a 65% clip. He’s having one of the finest seasons of his career this year, based largely on his 69.7% (!) completion percentage. I’m positive that this was a huge factor in Belichick’s thought process. The Patriots had a chance to win the game right there, and they went for it because of the quality of their offense and the quality of their opponent’s offense. If Cowherd is going to advocate decision-making based on the careful balance of probabilities and context, then that’s wonderful. But it’s just as disingenuous to ignore the quality of the opponent’s offense as it is to ignore the chances of converting on 4th and 2.

I think I just talked myself into liking Belichick’s call. Keep on fighting the good fight, arrogant coach of a team I loathe.

EDIT: Here are the numbers that the listener was most likely looking at, as linked to by ESPN’s Rob Neyer (of all people). Right now, NFL analyst and former quarterback Trent Dilfer is lambasting Belichick’s decision because it wasn’t as “calculated” as those made by Dilfer’s former coach, Tony Dungy. How ironic is it that Belichick probably made his choice based on these probabilities, and he’s being blasted for not being “calculated” enough?


Gus Johnson Opens The NFL Season, In His Own Inimitable Style

September 13, 2009

At 4:06 PM, my phone began persistently vibrating. I opened it to find three separate text messages from three separate friends, all saying something like “please tell me you just saw that play in the Broncos game.” I was on my way crosstown to watch the Giants at a friend’s apartment, so I told them no, I did not see that play, but please explain what happened. One friend described the play in great detail. One didn’t respond. And one simply wrote “GUS JOHNSON OUTBURST.” A huge smile spread across my face. Here’s the play that elicited a vintage explosion from the greatest and most genuine broadcaster alive, Gus Johnson.


A Hodgepodge Of Links

August 27, 2009

I really wish I had time for a detailed and focused post, but alas, life intervenes. Here are some links that I found interesting to help tide you over:

  • The Red Sox released starting pitcher and failed mega-bargain Brad Penny. Coupled with John Smoltz’ ineptitude and subsequent departure, this development is more than a little bit satisfying considering the praise heaped upon the Red Sox for their low-cost offseason shopping. I have a serious but unrealistic suggestion, though: the Yankees should look into acquiring Penny. The Red Sox couldn’t afford his poor performance because (a) he was effectively their #3 starter and (b) they’re in the thick of the playoff race. Surely, however, Penny would be an upgrade on the Sergio Mitre/Chad Gaudin duo that currently occupies the Yankees’ fifth rotation slot, right? Rob Neyer may well agree with me.
  • Deadspin has a brief but outstanding piece about the damaging role of machismo and toughness in professional football. I’ve often thought about making this same point, but Dashiell Bennett conveys in a few hundred words what would have taken me about a thousand. Beware: some of the language in the accompanying video clip is a little off-color.
  • An appeals court has ruled that the government was wrong to seize the list and samples of the 104 Major League Baseball players who tested positive for banned substances in 2003. Great, this really helps David Ortiz and Alex Rodriguez, who have had their reputations and accomplishments tainted by the egregious violation of their basic rights. What do the players think? Most seem to want the entire list released which, as I’ve said, is a horrible idea. Brian Bannister has the right idea though. Just another reason he’s one of my favorite pitchers.
  • Schadenfreude for Louisville (and probably many Kentucky) fans.

Happy Thursday, everyone.


Your Christmas Malapropism

December 25, 2008

I did not plan on posting today, but I came across this on ESPN News about an hour ago. Resistance was futile.

San Diego Chargers’ linebacker Matt Wilhelm apparently does not like Denver Broncos’ quarterback Jay Cutler. His hatred is so ardent that he resorted to his last line of defense: an awesome malapropism.

“Jay Cutler, being the guy that he is, made some shrewd comments to [Shaun Phillips] and myself,” Wilhelm recalled of the in-game dialogue. “Brandon Marshall was making comments throughout the game. All these comments are being made, and they’re not making plays. Yet they’re the ones going home, and we’re preparing for our playoff game. It was essentially a wave to him goodbye and hopefully have a great offseason.”

Shrewd comments! Oh my, what did Cutler say?

“If I could, I would say them,” Wilhelm said. “But they’re unfit for radio.”

Cutler’s profundity is so powerful that to recount it on the radio would be too mind-blowing for us to handle. Must be that Vanderbilt degree. 

You mean “lewd,” Mr. Wilhelm. “Lewd.”

Merry Christmas.


Mel Kiper, Jr. Still Thinks Everyone Is Just Okay

April 28, 2008

As I wrote almost exactly one year ago today, NFL Draft guru Mel Kiper, Jr. has high standards. After last year’s draft, Kiper (henceforth I omit the “junior”) gave each team’s draft a grade. Of particular note was the fact that every team received a grade between a C- and a B+. One year later, I still find this funny.

Kiper just barely avoided a repeat performance in 2008. His lowest grade given was again a C-, and his typical high was again a B+. Unfortunately, the Kansas City Chiefs ruined all the fun by earning a presumably impossible A. Boo Kansas City.

Just for fun, let’s compare Kiper’s grade distribution in 2006, 2007 and 2008:

2006:

  • C- : 0
  • C : 11
  • C+ : 7
  • B- : 2
  • B : 9
  • B+ : 3

2007:

  • C- : 4
  • C : 7
  • C+ : 4
  • B- : 4
  • B : 9
  • B+ : 3

2008:

  • C- : 1
  • C : 3
  • C+ : 11
  • B- : 5
  • B : 9
  • B+ : 3
  • A : 1

For the fellow nerds interested, 2006 yielded an average grade right between a C+ and a B-. 2007 was about the same, although slightly closer to a B-. 2008 was almost exactly a B-. Removing the A – a clear outlier – has negligible effect in 2008; the average grade remains a B-.

2008’s grades are a bit funny because they indicate a shift even further to general mediocrity. While the average grade gets marginally higher as the years go on, the distribution changes a little. At least in 2007, Kiper handed out a bunch of C-’s and C’s, which are essentially the worst grades possible under his ridiculous system. But in 2008, the range narrowed almost exclusively to C+ to B. In 2006, 56.2% of grades fell within that range; in 2007, 46.8%; 2008, 78.1%. In other words, Kiper’s already less-than-revealing grading system has become even more ambiguous with 78% of teams doing essentially “pretty well.”

It is also interesting to note that in each year, he gave out exactly 9 B’s and 3 B+’s. This probably means nothing.

I will now write a math-free paragraph. The point of all this is that, well, Kiper should maybe take a stand on something for once. I understand that it’s hard for a team to be an abject failure, which would necessitate an F. I also understand that it’s hard for a team to be perfect, necessitating an A. And forgive my informality for a moment, but dude, lighten up. You spend all year dissecting players and forming strong opinions about each one. Shouldn’t the aggregate of 252 strong opinions at least yield some D’s and A’s? It’s okay to grade teams relative to their competition instead of on some perfect, absolute scale. I do not like being yelled and screamed every year for two days in April about these players, and then checking your grades later and seeing nothing but C’s and B’s. Show me that all your sound and fury signifies something.

Your system is already as unscientific as all hell, so take a stand. The world will not end. You can do this. Until next year.


The New York Giants & Bill Simmons

February 4, 2008

I don’t even know how to accurately articulate how happy I am about the New York Giants, so I’m not even going to try. I just can’t do it. The only thing I can say for sure is that this is the most satisfied I have ever felt as a sports fan. Obviously, the Yankees’ dynasty from 1996-2000 is a contender. But this is different and infinitely more satisfying. I mean, the World Series wins were fantastic, but I was 10-14 years old during their run, and now I realize that I took some of their success for granted. I’ve become a more experienced, reasonable, and appreciative fan at the advanced age of 21, so this win is incredibly special to me. The Giants against the Patriots, New York against Boston, formerly “Fredo” Manning against Brady, Wild Card against undefeated – I just can’t wrap my head around it yet.

What I can do, however, is pick on a distraught Bill Simmons. It’s nothing huge, but it caught my eye. Early in the piece, he writes:

We were the arrogant fans who dismissed the chances of the other team. We had the Super Bowl postgame party looming that had been a hot ticket all week.

Then:

The Giants had a deep threat. They had a monster defensive line. They had a semi-experienced quarterback and a good running game. Unlike in 2002, some people were giving this underdog a chance. I just didn’t see it.

And:

I never thought the Patriots would lose. I thought they’d be tested, I thought the game would be great … but lose??? 

Which one is it, Bill? Did the Giants have no chance going into it, or were they a good team with several dangerous components? You said some people were giving the Giants a chance (which is false, but okay), but that you weren’t. But you also said that you thought it would be a great game in which the Patriots would be tested. Can’t have it both ways, buddy.

I also love how suddenly Bill has found ways to praise the Giants after an entire season of mocking Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning, and proclaiming that the Giants would be hopeless on the road in the playoffs.

Anyway, back to euphoria.


Start Rant…Now:

January 20, 2008

Okay, I’ve been awake for about half an hour. It’s Sunday, it’s college – whatever. In my brief period of consciousness, I’ve already heard from several sports analysts some version of the following statement:

“Brett Favre is back because now he doesn’t have to compensate for a bad team by taking chances.”

This statement is referring to Favre’s pretty bad 2005 and 2006 seasons. In 2005, he has a 61.3 CMP%, 20 TD, 29 INT, and a 70.9 RAT. In 2006, it was 56 CMP%, 18 TD, 18 INT, and a 72.7 RAT.

Favre has certainly had a fantastic and unexpectedly productive season. This is not in question. I’m just tired of the sports media kissing the old guy’s butt. I’m also really tired of the above rationale. Football is easily the sport about which I have the least knowledge, but perhaps the media could come up with a new, more reasonable company line about Favre’s resurgence. The most likely explanation for his 2005 and 2006 seasons is a combination of some individual decline and the poor quality of surrounding players. The implication of the above statement, however, is that Favre has always been unstoppable, which is just not true.

Anyway, I’m going to be completely unfair and irrational and use this line to justify Rex Grossman’s 2006, Eli Manning’s 2007, and Joey Harrington’s 2003. Because if this line is fair game, there is apparently no way for a quarterback to just have a bad season. After all, they’re just compensating for their team’s mediocrity by taking chances.


Is Craig Davis Now Known As Buster Davis?

January 13, 2008

During last weekend’s Chargers-Titans game, I went on a long and bitter rant to my buddy Phil about the game’s broadcasters. This is a shocking development, I know. The play-by-play guy referred to Chargers’ WR Craig Davis as Buster Davis. Because I have no life, I know that Craig Davis is a WR from LSU and Buster Davis is a LB from Florida State. Therefore, I started yelling about how the broadcasters don’t know basic stuff like this, how I could do their job, etc.

But today, it happened again. Craig Davis made another catch against the Colts, and Greg Gumbel called him Buster. I flipped out for ten seconds, and then decided to use my valuable time to investigate this.

ESPN.com does indeed have two separate player pages for these guys – one for Craig Davis and one for Buster Davis. According to this, the Arizona Cardinals cut Buster Davis in training camp prior to this season, which would explain why his player page has no professional statistics. But this blurb calls the Chargers’ WR Buster Davis, yet provides no link to his player page. So, either Craig Davis decided he wants to be known as “Buster”, or these broadcasters and – to some extent – ESPN have no idea what’s going on.

I demand answers. I also expect to win some sort of journalism award for this caliber of investigative reporting.


The Greatest Sports Lawsuit of All Time

August 15, 2007

First, it’s handwritten. Second, what?

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Mel Kiper, Jr. Has High Standards

April 30, 2007

I consider myself an NFL fan and a loyal supporter of the New York Giants, but I don’t pretend to know a whole lot about college football. That’s Mel Kiper, Jr’s job. So when I read his NFL Draft grades on ESPN.com, I was quickly reminded of his perenially lofty expectations for each team’s haul.

I’m not sure if you can access the web page, since it’s an Insider article. In any case, Mel’s lowest grade is a C- and his highest grade is a B+. No As, no Fs. Not even a D. Is this arbitary? Sure. Is it with getting worked up about? Nope. But damn, Mel, lighten up a little. According to you, every team in the NFL did either “okay” or “pretty good” in the draft. The Cleveland Browns got freaking Joe Thomas AND Brady Quinn (grade: B+).

Not everyone can be a draft-master guru like you, Mel.