Goodbye Cruel World

Tonight’s “Baseball Tonight” featured a discussion about who should win the AL Cy Young award. Participants included Karl Ravech, John Kruk, Orel Hershiser (too lazy to look up the spelling), and Steve Phillips. Hershiser nominates Josh Beckett, because he has the most wins. Phillips counters with Kelvim Escobar, also using wins as a primary measurement. Enter Ravech:

Ravech: “We’re putting a lot of stock in wins, guys.”

Kruk: “Why not?”

Special K blows his brains out.

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One Response to Goodbye Cruel World

  1. Special K's Mom says:

    Hang in there! It took people a long time to figure out the world wasn’t flat, but eventually they came around. (That’s a pun, get it?)

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