Tonight’s “Baseball Tonight” featured a discussion about who should win the AL Cy Young award. Participants included Karl Ravech, John Kruk, Orel Hershiser (too lazy to look up the spelling), and Steve Phillips. Hershiser nominates Josh Beckett, because he has the most wins. Phillips counters with Kelvim Escobar, also using wins as a primary measurement. Enter Ravech:
Ravech: “We’re putting a lot of stock in wins, guys.”
Kruk: “Why not?”
Special K blows his brains out.